Trabalho Sujo

Esse If You Don’t, Remember Me é uma obra de arte.

Daqui.

Essa versão que o ator Miles Fischer, do Mad Men, fez para “This Must Be the Place”, do Talking Heads, não homenageia apenas o filme Psicopata Americano. Repare com quem ele se parece no clipe:

Exato! Parece o Tom Cruise, que ele já tinha sacaneado na paródia Super-Herói – O Filme.

Mais engraçado do que isso é descobrir que o personagem interpretado por Christian Bale em Psicopata Americano foi inspirado no próprio Tom Cruise, como a diretora do filme, Mary Harron, revelou em uma entrevista na semana passada:

How did you and Christian Bale develop his character in American Psycho?
It was definitely a process. We talked a lot, but he was in L.A. and I was in New York. We didn’t actually meet in person a lot, just talked on the phone. We talked about how Martian-like Patrick Bateman was, how he was looking at the world like somebody from another planet, watching what people did and trying to work out the right way to behave. And then one day he called me and he had been watching Tom Cruise on David Letterman, and he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes, and he was really taken with this energy.

Kibei esse post do /Film.

E o Seth McFarlane já incluiu o esporro do Christian Bale no Family Guy…

É só seguir o link e apertar a cara do sujeito.

Amanhã não, segunda – nesse domingo não tem Trabalho Sujo.

• A volta do Legião Urbana •
• Gravações raras de João Gilberto ressurgem na internet: tanto as gravações que fez na casa do fotógrafo Chico Pereira em 1958 (o técnico de som Christophe Rousseau fala mais sobre o assunto), quanto o show ao lado de Tom Jobim, Os Cariocas e Vinícius de Moraes em 1962 e as gravações do tempo do Garotos da Lua, em 1950 (que repercutem) •
• Lost: Jughead •
• Sílvio Santos portátil •
• Dakota Fanning, 15 anos •
• Little Joy em São Paulo •
• Moleque chapa no dentista, é remixado e vira desenho •
• Entrevista: Matt Mason (Pirate’s Dilemma) •
• Vazou o disco de Lily Allen •
• Trailers novos: Transformers 2 e Jornada nas Estrelas (com menção ao Cloverfield) •
• Rick Levy se aposenta da naite •
• 50 anos do dia em que a música morreu •
• Banda Calypso é indicada ao Nobel da Paz •
• Lux Interior (1948-2009) •
• Legendas.tv fora do ar (e hackers sacaneiam o site da APCM – deu no G1) •
• A história do Kraftwerk •
• Krautrock dance •
• Emma Watson, 18 anos •
• Paul’s Boutique comentado pelos Beastie Boys •
• Soulwax faz set só com introduções de músicas (uma idéia que o Osymyso já tinha tido) •
• Alan Moore e a televisão do século 21 (que aproveita para falar de sua participação nos Simpsons) •
• Phelps dá pala, devia ter respondido assim, mas é punido; Ronaldo sai em sua defesa •
• Um herói candango •
• Vocalista do Gogol Bordello já agitou feshteenha no Rio e vai tocar no carnaval do Recife com Mundo Livre e Manu Chao •
• Saiu a escalação do festival de Boonnaroo •
• Forgotten Boys sem Chucky •
• Comentando Lost: The Lie •
• A história do krautrock •
• Entrevista: Lawrence Lessig •
• Comentando Lost: Jughead •
• Kraftwerk 1970 •
• Oito episódios para o fim de Battlestar Galactica •
• Of Montreal tocando Electric Light Orchestra •
• Fubap de cara nova •
• “Friday I’m in Love” sem palavras •
• Todas as mortes em Sopranos •
• Christian Bale estressa com produtor e é remixado •
• Montage papai •
• As calcinhas da Kate do Lost são brasileiras •
• Lykke Li 2009 •
• Cansei de Ser Sexy x Chromeo •
• Visita à discoteca Oneyda Alvarenga •
• Moleque do dentista e Christian Bale são remixados •

Neguinho não perde tempo MESMO: mashuparam o moleque do dentista com o esporro do Bale!

Já remixaram o esporro do Bátema.

Não mexa com Christian Bale: olha o quebra-pau que ele armou com o diretor de fotografia do próximo filme do Exterminador do Futuro, Shane Hurlbut, que estragou uma cena ao passar por ela sem querer – amadorismo puro. Peguei a transcrição no Original UnOriginal, que contabilizou 80 variações da palavra “fuck” em menos de quatro minutos – e ela é interrompida pelo McG (diretor do filme) e por Bruce Franklin (assistente de direção). Eis o texto, mas vale ouvir:

Christian Bale: KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!

Shane Hurlbut: Christian, Christian –

Bale: I want you off the fucking set you prick!

Shane: Christian, I’m sorry.

Bale: No, don’t just be sorry, think for one fucking second. What the FUCK are you DOING ? Are you professional or not?

Shane: Yes I am.

Bale: Do I fucking walk around and rip down –

Bruce Franklin: Christian, Christian –

Bale: No, shut the fuck up Bruce! Do I want – no! No! Don’t shut me up.

Franklin: I’m not shutting you up.

Bale: Am I going to walk around and rip your fucking lights down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the fuck are you walking right through? Ah da da dah, like this in the background. What the fuck is it with you? What don’t you fucking understand?

Shane: (inaudible)

Bale: You got any fucking idea about, hey, it’s fucking distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the fucking scene? Give me a fucking answer! What don’t you get about it?

Shane: I was looking at the light.

Bale: Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was fucking good, because it’s useless now, isn’t it?

Shane: Ok.

Bale: Fuck-sake man, you’re amateur. McG, you got fucking something to say to this prick?

McG: I didn’t see it happen.

Bale: Well, somebody should be fucking watching and keeping an eye on him.

McG: Fair enough.

Batman!Bale: It’s the second time that he doesn’t give a FUCK about what is going on in front of the camera, alright? I’m trying to fucking do a scene here, and I am going “Why the fuck is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there?” Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you’re doing that?

Shane: I absolutely apologize. I’m sorry, I did not mean anything by it.

Bale: Stay off the fucking set man. For fuck-sake. Alright, let’s go again.

McG: Let’s just take a minute.

Bale: Let’s not take a fucking minute, let’s go again. And have YOU fucking walking in! Can I have Tom put this on please.

Franklin: Can I have Tom in wardrobe please? Can I have Tom in wardrobe?

Bale: You’re unbelievable, you’re un-fucking-believable. Number of times you’re strolling-a-fucking around in the background. I’ve never had a DP behave like this. Ehhh…you don’t fucking understand what it’s like working with actors, that’s what that is.

Shane: No, that’s –

Bale: That’s what that is man, I’m telling you. I’m not asking, I’m telling you. You wouldn’t have done that otherwise.

Shane: No, what it is, is looking at the light and making sure, that you are, ugh –

American PsychoBale: I’M GOING TO FUCKING KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS IF YOU DON’T SHUT FOR A SECOND! ALRIGHT?

Unknowns: Christian, Christian. It’s cool.

Bale: I’m going to go…Do you want me to fucking go trash your lights? DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING TRASH YOUR? Then why are you trashing my scene?

Shane: I’m not trying to trash your scene.

Bale: You are trashing my scene!

Shane: Christian, I was only –

Bale: You do it one more fucking time and I ain’t walking on this set if you’re still hired. I’m fucking serious. You’re a nice guy. You’re a nice guy, but that don’t fucking cut it when you’re bullshitting and fucking around like this on set.

McG: Alright, I know, let’s, let’s — (inaudible) –

Bale: Yeah, you might get it. He doesn’t fucking get it.

McG: I got it, I know. I get it. I get it. I know.

Bale: You might. He. Does. Not. Get It.

McG: We made good adjustments. For real, honestly. I get it. Just walk for five seconds.

Bale: No, I don’t need any fucking walking. He needs to stop walking.

McG: I get that –

Bale: I ain’t the one walking. Let’s get Tom and put this back on and let’s go again. Seriously man, you and me, we’re fucking done professionally. Fucking ass.

…isso se não for viral, né.

Christian Bale - “What the FUCK are you DOING?“

Então toma, Hollywood-style: