Trabalho Sujo

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Once upon a time a very, very angry man named “god” created the world, got pissed off at everybody and killed them all with a flood, except for his buddy Noah and his 2 live crew. Later God decided everyone is so lame that he chose his “chosen people” to give a plot of real estate to while telling everyone else to fuck off, ordered some ethnic cleansings to clear out the area and so forth. Still finding nearly all people to be unbearable (and who can blame him, really?) this god person decided, out of the kindness of his heart, to send his only son to be brutally tortured and savagely murdered so that he won’t have to send us all into a lake of hell fire for all eternity, because he loves us. About 600 years later, god met this slave owner named Mohammed who also hated most people and the two of them really hit it off. God told Mohammed to wipe out the Jews, the Christians, basically everyone who did not see the the world the way that he did, and together they decided to call this new way of thinking, “the religion of peace”. But now the religion of peace wants to wipe god’s chosen people off of their plot of real estate and the followers of god’s poor brutalized son – whom the chosen people killed (oops, epic fail there guys) see this as a good thing because it will bring about the end of the world, and god’s son will appear in the clouds while the rest of us can go to hell. What does this all mean? It means god must be stopped and his followers need to give us back our planet before they blow the whole damned thing up in one big rapturous apocalyptic orgasm of self fulfilling prophecy. In other words GOD IS PART OF THE 1 PERCENT. He must be stopped.

Vi aqui.

Bom candidato, mas tem melhores, não?

Discordo, mas Airheads é demais.

Veríssimo, maior sociólogo brasileiro, via Linares.

Daqui.

Outro dia eu falei sobre um trauma mundial maior que o Wikileaks com a possível revelação da troca de emails, SMSs, históricos de chats e afins entre os reles mortais e o ótimo Cinismo Ilustrado propôs seus Twittileaks, em que o diálogo via DM entre nomes conhecidos é tornado público. Pardon my spanish:

Esse Atheist Experience é muito bom.

Xkcd sobre ateísmo.